oxymorons...or just morons

When I think of oxymorons…or just morons, the first picture that comes to mind is the spokesman for oxyclean. He has the most annoying voice of anyone on tv. Although I am curious about the product, I find myself reluctant to purchase oxyclean because it would be validating their choice of a spokesman. Then my tv would be filled with more commercials with the annoying oxyman. Do you realize he and a few other spokesmen have their own reality show? I mean really, what has our world come to when we are willing to watch a show about commercial personalities picking the next product to endorse. I just imagine the oxyman, the shamwow guy and the snuggie voice hanging out in some bar just long enough to clear the area with their annoying personalities. What ever happened to quality tv? Maybe that statement in itself is an oxymoron.