Oxymoron...or just morons
I have been a moron on many occasions. One anecdote is when my then boyfriend (now husband) was getting ready to be deployed to Iraq. He had to take the anthrax vaccine. Now, I grew up on a farm, so I knew that cows could carry anthrax. So, I asked, "Do they think a cow is going to bite your or something?" He just looked at me, and I slowly realized I had moron stamped across my forehead.
I have been a moron on many occasions. One anecdote is when my then boyfriend (now husband) was getting ready to be deployed to Iraq. He had to take the anthrax vaccine. Now, I grew up on a farm, so I knew that cows could carry anthrax. So, I asked, "Do they think a cow is going to bite your or something?" He just looked at me, and I slowly realized I had moron stamped across my forehead.
posted by Mary Poppins at
9:29 PM
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Um, I could have sworn that I had already replied to this post, but it isn't showing up, so I hope I don't end up with two responses. If I do, sorry. What do you expect from someone who says Johnny Springer instead of Jerry Springer, doesn't know "hoopty," and never knows any of the music being discussed.
Anyway, my earlier post just said your comments always make me laugh, and I hope you decide to write up the bathroom story as your second memoir.
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Donna Sewell, at 3:26 PM
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