Blackwater Poets

Blackwater Poets

Blackwater poets, the best we can be
Things we want to know
Well, let’s see.

Lana brought breakfast
Everything was great
Rebecca steals chocolate
Everyone else gains weight.

Why do actresses look like skeletons
And Matt never disagrees
Shane drinks day-old milk
It’s Adel Baby!

Ansley is at the stall door
Lori, will we ever meet E.T
Lower the bar
Is still Shane’s plea.

Can my yard be mowed
All in a day
If you’re married to Hans
I’d say no way.

Donna shops for bare butts
None in sight
Lynita shares the log
Oh bite me, just one bite.

Ricardo is in the corner
What does that mean
Tammy’s not allergic
Boy are we all relieved.

We do our best
To revise and critique
Popp a cork in it’s a--
Dude, we should just publish this s---!