Word Play

All right! Word Play or Bumper Stickers! Possibly a mix between the two! Word Play:

Why do we call them Jumbo Shrimp?
Why would you say that it is the Same Difference?
What does someone look like that is Pretty Ugly?
Why do parents and bosses tell you that something is a Definite Maybe?
Why do we employ Paid Volunteers?
Can I truly make an Original Copy?
Is my document really Found Missing? Why is there a highway?
Is there an opportunity to drive on the Lowway?
Why do you park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
When you have eaten all the Grits you can possibly hold, can you eat one more grit?
Why can I use a hoe in the garden with no ill consequences, but can’ have anything to do with one downtown?
Why do people not understand the difference between “See Ya’ll” (farewell to one) and “See all Ya’ll”?
Why is it that some folks (including myself) call them Pecan trees, Pecan Pies, and Pecan Pralines, but then when we ask for a cone we use Butter P’can?
Can there be any department truly called Military Intelligence?
OK that's all for now!