Bumper Stickers

Mine are not very entertaining, but I'll give you the ones that came to mind.

"My kid beat up your honor student." Go ahead big daddy, show your ignorance!
"Guns don't kill people; people kill people." Thanks for common sense.
"Celebrate diversity" No, I am not going to get excited over your alternative lifestyle.
"Teach tolerance" We should all take the advice of this one.