Word Confusion

Misheard Song Lyrics:

• INXS, "Suicide Blonde," I was hungry one day when I first heard this song and thought the words were "Soup and Salad Bar." I sang those lyrics for several years until Wes heard me.
• The Pretenders, I can't even publish what I thought that song said, but I'll give you the line that confused me so that you can having fun trying to guess (you'll never get it right, though): "gonna use my, my, my imagination 'cause I'm gonna make you see, no one else here, no one like me." The word I couldn't decipher was "imagination."

In my defense, at the time I couldn’t look up song lyrics on the Internet.

Weird pronuniciations I’ve heard (or said):

• "bomb" pronounced as "bum" as in "We had a bum threat at school today"--immediately, I imagined crowds of buns outside the school, threatening to enter, and students not having to take tests because of the threat
• “throat lozenge” pronounced as “throat lounger”—again, I didn’t know what a Sucrets was until Wes laughed at my pronounciation. Now, any time I have a cough, he offers to get me a “throat lounger” and grins. I think it’s clear that I don’t hit him enough.

Bumper Stickers (and Helmet Stickers):

• Save water; shower togther
• God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
• Hair by Helmet