A possitive spin on a significant other cheating...
Cheating?
On ME?
HE’s cheating on me?
Oh, thank you lord
I thought this day would never come!
I have my evidence,
the lawyer will be thrilled.
The house will be mine,
the dog, the cars,
his practice and his pride.
A margarita is in order
Ladies, let’s celebrate!
The hound has been caught
and his balls will be mine.
On ME?
HE’s cheating on me?
Oh, thank you lord
I thought this day would never come!
I have my evidence,
the lawyer will be thrilled.
The house will be mine,
the dog, the cars,
his practice and his pride.
A margarita is in order
Ladies, let’s celebrate!
The hound has been caught
and his balls will be mine.
posted by Amy at
12:35 PM
2 Comments:
This post sounds like something Sasha Reed would write.
By
Donna Sewell, at 7:01 PM
Did you read Southern Revenge. YOu and I should team write.
By
kade, at 8:47 AM
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