Santa's nice list + a few demerits

I would like to think that I am on Santa's nice list this year. Demerits, I am sure, have been issued for various reasons or another. I wonder if doing all of my Christmas shopping online puts me on the naughty list. Convenience is the one word that pops into my mind. I think I hear the UPS truck pulling up to my house as we speak. Oh, I think I could write an ode to Amazon.com where presents are plentiful and there is something for everyone--books, slippers, funky Christmas mugs (a request from my mother), and toys for the little ones. But...I'm done!