BEAT THE BEAR
Dangerous Children’s Game
Beat the bear
You may have heard about the old game beat the clock, well now you can play the all new children’s version, beat the bear. Beat the bear is the fun, new exciting game that challenges your skills and dexterity to see if you are fast enough to beat the bear and is fun for children of all ages.
Each game is equipped with a new age time released cage and a large brown grizzly bear. Choose a challenge card from the deck provided. When your challenge begins, have your friend press the time clock on the cage to start the count down. Your main goal is to complete your challenge on the challenge card before the time runs out on the cage countdown clock. As soon as you complete your challenge, rush to the cage and press the “I Beat the Bear” button to stop the clock. If time runs out before your challenge is complete, the bears cage will automatically open and it is then your turn to really beat the bear. No I am not kidding, run like hell. Don’t stop and lay down and play dead or you will be dead. Do not climb any trees dummy, bears can climb too. Run for a house, a car, something to get your stupid butt out of there. If you beat the bear then you get one point. Then it is your friends turn to try their luck.
All bears provided with the game are typically ADD and lose interest in what they are doing after about 10 minutes and return to their cage. But this is not always the case. Please refer to court case Capize Twins Vs Sirmans et al. If your bear does not return to its cage in about 10 minutes, then you are in sudden death overtime. If you manage to win in sudden death overtime you will be the first ever. So please send us a picture so we can see the luck SOB who made it or an invitation to the funeral.
Sirmans Bros. Corporation is a subsidiary of the Blackwater Writing Project and is on no way responsible for any deaths, manglings, mutilations, relocations of any body parts to include limbs, facial features, or genitals please refer to court case Michael Jackson vs. Sirmans et al. The creators of this game recommend that all customers undergo a complete psychiatric evaluation after purchasing this game to determine if they truly have crap for brains. All proceeds from the sale of this game will go to benefit the wounded pigmy warriors association helping to provide help and support to pigmy families who lose their loved ones to elephant stampedes every day.
Also try our new games:
Ho’ down slow down, from the makers of Hi Ho Cherry O
The New Guess Who, for all those ladies who are trying to guess they baby daddy
And our new travel version Beat the Brakes
Beat the bear
You may have heard about the old game beat the clock, well now you can play the all new children’s version, beat the bear. Beat the bear is the fun, new exciting game that challenges your skills and dexterity to see if you are fast enough to beat the bear and is fun for children of all ages.
Each game is equipped with a new age time released cage and a large brown grizzly bear. Choose a challenge card from the deck provided. When your challenge begins, have your friend press the time clock on the cage to start the count down. Your main goal is to complete your challenge on the challenge card before the time runs out on the cage countdown clock. As soon as you complete your challenge, rush to the cage and press the “I Beat the Bear” button to stop the clock. If time runs out before your challenge is complete, the bears cage will automatically open and it is then your turn to really beat the bear. No I am not kidding, run like hell. Don’t stop and lay down and play dead or you will be dead. Do not climb any trees dummy, bears can climb too. Run for a house, a car, something to get your stupid butt out of there. If you beat the bear then you get one point. Then it is your friends turn to try their luck.
All bears provided with the game are typically ADD and lose interest in what they are doing after about 10 minutes and return to their cage. But this is not always the case. Please refer to court case Capize Twins Vs Sirmans et al. If your bear does not return to its cage in about 10 minutes, then you are in sudden death overtime. If you manage to win in sudden death overtime you will be the first ever. So please send us a picture so we can see the luck SOB who made it or an invitation to the funeral.
Sirmans Bros. Corporation is a subsidiary of the Blackwater Writing Project and is on no way responsible for any deaths, manglings, mutilations, relocations of any body parts to include limbs, facial features, or genitals please refer to court case Michael Jackson vs. Sirmans et al. The creators of this game recommend that all customers undergo a complete psychiatric evaluation after purchasing this game to determine if they truly have crap for brains. All proceeds from the sale of this game will go to benefit the wounded pigmy warriors association helping to provide help and support to pigmy families who lose their loved ones to elephant stampedes every day.
Also try our new games:
Ho’ down slow down, from the makers of Hi Ho Cherry O
The New Guess Who, for all those ladies who are trying to guess they baby daddy
And our new travel version Beat the Brakes
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