Split Personality

Jingle bells are chiming
Stores are packed with shoppers
Family number one sits around a table
Cheerful voices and wonderful food
roast, mashed potatoes, corn bread,
all served by an angel.
Thanks is heartily given.

Jingle bells are chiming
Stores are packed with shoppers
Family number two sits around a table
Drunken voices arguing
Exotic foods from other countries
all served by a cheerful giver
Old days are rehashed

Jingle bells are chiming
Stores are packed with shoppers
Family number one discusses all the changes
Little children run around
Everyone leaves happy

Jingle bells are chiming
Stores are packed with shoppers
Family number two drinks socki
Many presents are opened
Trecherous uncle makes passes

Jingle bells are chiming
Stores are packed with shoppers
A little girl sits wondering
What the answers are.