Slim Jim Addict
The only food that I could, and do, eat on a daily basis is a Slim Jim if Slim Jims even qualify as food.
What exactly are Slim Jims, and what are they made of? I know that our bodies are supposed to be temples, but I honestly have never even looked at the ingredients. I don't do drugs, but I will eat something that I do not know the source of. That makes sense. But I truly believe that one of the ingredients must be some addictive property because I am addicted.
My addiction, like most addictions, started off small. I think that my mom might have even given me my first pack. She would go to the grocery store and pick them up for me long before I knew I wanted them. I would then greedily eat them up, and when the box was empty think Who ate all of my Slim Jims?
Soon the five pack was not enough, and I had to buy the can. I do not know how many that there are in the can, nor do I know how much that they really cost. It really doesn't matter. I HAVE TO HAVE THEM!
Did you know that you could eat three of them, and it's only 150 calories? I discovered this while on a binge. I had scarfed down my first Slim Jim only to feel unfufilled. So I unveiled
its beauty once more. Yet again, I did not feel satisfied, but in a rare moment of self-control, I looked at the nutritional information to discover how few calories they contained. That only seemed to feed my addiction, and soon I was eating a Slim Jim three times a day.
After about two weeks, my clothes were feeling a little tighter. That is when I discovered that I had an addiction and needed help. I embarked on a plan to cure my addiction by limiting the number of Slim Jims that I eat each day, but I still can't seem to shake the addiction.
Sometimes I wonder if the way to cure my disease is as simple as eating an entire can, but like some addicts, I don't want to be cured. Give me Slims Jims or give me death!
What exactly are Slim Jims, and what are they made of? I know that our bodies are supposed to be temples, but I honestly have never even looked at the ingredients. I don't do drugs, but I will eat something that I do not know the source of. That makes sense. But I truly believe that one of the ingredients must be some addictive property because I am addicted.
My addiction, like most addictions, started off small. I think that my mom might have even given me my first pack. She would go to the grocery store and pick them up for me long before I knew I wanted them. I would then greedily eat them up, and when the box was empty think Who ate all of my Slim Jims?
Soon the five pack was not enough, and I had to buy the can. I do not know how many that there are in the can, nor do I know how much that they really cost. It really doesn't matter. I HAVE TO HAVE THEM!
Did you know that you could eat three of them, and it's only 150 calories? I discovered this while on a binge. I had scarfed down my first Slim Jim only to feel unfufilled. So I unveiled
its beauty once more. Yet again, I did not feel satisfied, but in a rare moment of self-control, I looked at the nutritional information to discover how few calories they contained. That only seemed to feed my addiction, and soon I was eating a Slim Jim three times a day.
After about two weeks, my clothes were feeling a little tighter. That is when I discovered that I had an addiction and needed help. I embarked on a plan to cure my addiction by limiting the number of Slim Jims that I eat each day, but I still can't seem to shake the addiction.
Sometimes I wonder if the way to cure my disease is as simple as eating an entire can, but like some addicts, I don't want to be cured. Give me Slims Jims or give me death!
posted by eromler at
9:04 AM
1 Comments:
It also doesn't help that they put the freakin' cans RIGHT BY THE CHECKOUT AT THE GROCERY STORE!!!!!
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Andrea, at 9:35 AM
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