Cheating?
On ME?
HE’s cheating on me?
Oh, thank you lord
I thought this day would never come!
I have my evidence,
the lawyer will be thrilled.
The house will be mine,
the dog, the cars,
his practice and his pride.
A margarita is in order
Ladies, let’s celebrate!
The hound has been caught
and his balls will be mine.
This post sounds like something Sasha Reed would write.
ReplyDeleteDid you read Southern Revenge. YOu and I should team write.
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